August 2011
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July 2011
9 posts
April 2011
1 post
May 2010
1 post
So I haven't been on here in a long ass time
he said to the two people following him.
January 2010
4 posts
stay up all night and go to a funeral
i hope i don’t fall asleep.
that would be baddddd.
December 2009
2 posts
You were my little baby girl,
And I shared all your fears.
Such joy to...
– —Sid Vicious (written several months after Nancy Spungen’s death)
October 2009
29 posts
R.I.P Aladdin
my bowl broke… :( it sucked. and now my jacket pocket it was in smells like straight-up nasty ass resin. fuck.
on the plus side, i got a new, cool, awesome piece today. it’s called smaug. and it hits like a motherfucking champion. i’ll post a picture later.
holy shit!
i don’t post anything for two days and my tumblarity drops faster than the panties of the drunk chick at the party. fuck. haha. gotta stay on top of it.
Absolutely 100% Normal Activity
so john’s coming out here and we’re going to see paranormal activity. hopefully i can smoke a couple bowls before we go so the movie will scare the fuck out of me. the last scary movie i saw high was the friday the 13th remake and it was terrifying. then i saw it drunk and i laughed at it the whole time. pffff. jason voorhees. more like gayson voorhees. so moral of the story?
friday...
the insomnia in villa rica, ga's battle of the...
1. Look
2. Crowd Reaction
3. Their Show
4. Music
WTF. the music is fourth on the list????
i really want someone to answer this. what the fuck is wrong with the scene these days?
The Cost of Kaleidoscopes in China
The Cost of Kaleidoscopes in China
Going through the motions again.
The planets lined up right once more.
This place gets into our head
And these clothes are just a bore.
Remember the nights we spent alone for hours
Talking about our dreams?
Well now that’s over, we’re both alone in the dark.
You said you gave me your heart, who are you to take it back?
Fleeting nights and youthful fights
The...
Triple Berry Shock
Triple Berry Shock
To think that seven months ago you had complete control over me.
I swear to God I’ll never be the same.
You were my worst nightmare and now you’ll see,
You’ll stay awake at night while you think of me
And how I’m through with all your fucking games.
Now that we’re through,
I don’t want a single thing to do with you.
Why don’t you choke
On all of your false hopes?
Destroy...
i gotta get a girlfriend...
my grandmother just asked me if i was gay… this day’s going downhill fast.
time to smokah da bowl.
just to make wife swap that much more entertaining. (i don’t even know if it’s on, i just assume, some channel is always playing that show. because it RULEZ!!!)
blah blah blah
i’m about to go find some food and watch nick swardson’s new special.
happy birthday to motherfucking ME!!!!!
…in one month. i’ll no longer be a teenager :(
We need her to put her shirt back on. It just took away my boner. My boner just...
– Tom DeLonge, The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show
My top 5 books of all time... for right now.
5. The Great Gatsby—F. Scott Fitzgerald
4. The Lord of the Flies—William Golding
3. The Rum Diary—Hunter S. Thompson
2. Fight Club—Chuck Palaniuk
1. The Catcher in the Rye—J.D. Salinger
I just saw My Bloody Valentine in 3D
it was kinda lame.
but i bought i on blue-ray so it looked spectacular.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
– Thomas Jefferson, 101 Great Chuck Norris Jokes and the Declaration of Independence (Later just known as The Declaration of Indepenence)
June 2009
1 post
Starting classes in Cartersville today… yay….
April 2009
5 posts
It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a man’s life is made up of...
– —Fyodor Dostoevsky